Space shuttle LPWAN and its Captain N.B.

LPWAN takes off

LPWAN takes off

As the captain of the space shuttle #LPWAN N.B boldly leads his crew to the outlying regions of the (mostly) nice blue planet called Earth where no man expected to find a wireless network before. Often, the recurring characters of S. and L.W. support him in reaching his mission goal on the proviso that they are not asked to wear a red shirt. The Ground Control (from where it also talks to Major Tom) has its base in the rooms of #akorIoT ( The leaders of Ground Control are W.0. and H.N. Captain N.B. and his Ground Control team often have conflicts and misunderstandings, because N.B. is independent-minded and does not always follow the orders of W.0. and H.N. taking the Kirk Kobayashi Maru hack as an example to follow.

Please find the first three episodes of the adventure of space shuttle #LPWAN below:

+++ Sunday 13th of August 9:00 after take of the Space shuttle #LPWAN +++

Ground Control to the #LPWAN shuttle: “Can you see all the #NBIoT BTS from space?”Watch the Great Wall of China drift to the West and detect the 400,000 NB-IoT China Mobile base stations. Then I want you to warp over to Germany and stop off at the capital city Berlin and detect the NB-IoT BTS. The list of further 13 German cities with the NB-IoT coverage is posted publicly on my blog. The confidential list of further NB-IoT BTS can be had via encrypted email detailing the further cities. Over and out.”

+++ Sunday 13th of August 10:21, the Space shuttle #LPWAN reaches German airspace +++

Ground Control to the #LPWAN shuttle: “Captain N.B., I told you to visit Berlin, Bochum, Bonn, Chemnitz, Dortmund, Duisburg, Düsseldorf, Erfurt, Essen, Gelsenkirchen, Köln, Leipzig, Leverkusen and Mannheim as listed in my blog:

Dresden was on the confidential list in the encrypted email. You made a secret public! Follow my orders and monitor the 14 cities in the public list first. Over and out.

+++ Sunday 13th of August 15:10, second misunderstanding of Captian N.B +++

Ground Control to the #LPWAN shuttle: “Captain N.B. please follow my instructions and visit the 14 German cities with public #NBIoT coverage first! You are driving me crazy!!! I gave you no order to visit the parking garages covered by Deutsche Telekom’s NB-IoT technology in Hamburg, Darmstadt, Duisburg, Dortmund, Merzig and Moers. At no time did I instruct you to monitor the NB-IoT coverage in Dresden. I did give you the order to visit the 14 cities Berlin, Bochum, Bonn, Chemnitz, Dortmund, Duisburg, Düsseldorf, Erfurt, Essen, Gelsenkirchen, Köln, Leipzig, Leverkusen and Mannheim. After that, we can talk about further visits in other regions. Over and out.”

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